did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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