When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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