How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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