would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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