I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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