Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize