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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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