Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Randomize
