idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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