did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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