You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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