i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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