I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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