do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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