The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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