Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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