butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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