you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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