is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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