he shaved USA in his pubs
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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