Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I want her autograph on my taint
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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