im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She told me I should be a condom model.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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