take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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