I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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