I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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