i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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