Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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