I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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