Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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