i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize