giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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