just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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