i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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