Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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