all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
