mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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