sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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