O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
there is glitter all over my balls
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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