her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
