How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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