so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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