so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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