dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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