he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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