I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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