He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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