Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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