No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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