David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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