This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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