You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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