Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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