i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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