The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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