Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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