its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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